||Matthew P. Sisk
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See a man standin' over a dead dog
By a highway in a ditch.
He's looking down kinda puzzled
Pokin' that dog with a stick.
Got his car door flung open
He's standin' out on highway thirty-one
Like if he stood their long enough...
That dog get up and run.
Man, it struck me kinda funny,
Seemed kinda funny suddenly,
How at the end of every hard-earned day
People find some reason to believe.
Bruce Springsteen, Reason to Believe